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#26

2017-01-11

My girlfriend hates anything to do with sex that involves her ass hole, but I like ass hole play. So whenever I go down on her I always make sure I "accidently" lick her ass hole lol... last night I did the same thing to her..... The bitch farted in my mouth!

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#25

2017-01-12

Tonight, my girlfriend admitted that she cheated on me. Seeing how irritated and disgusted I was, she added: “Don't worry his dick was so small I didn't feel anything!”

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#24

2017-01-12

My most weirdest sex story is when: I was at the club and met some guy, I took him back tom place and was ready for one of them kind of nights. His dick was huge, we had sex for about 10 kins before he decided to go down on me... Wow it was amazing, so amazing that I squirted all over his face. Straight to the point now, the guy looked at me in amazement stood up on my bed and started peeing on me. I let it happen, we've been married now for 5 years.

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#23

2017-01-12

Who can relate with me? Why do gfs kill the mood for the dumbest reasons? My last gf and I was messing around in the living room whilst watching TV, she started kissing all over me so we took it to the bedroom. Here's what she did, clearly we were both horny as hell, we jumped in to bed and she started giving me head. Here's the bull shit, she gets angry at me and stops sucking me because she realised I was laying on her stuffed teddy. We then get in an argument and she left me there alone with my dick in my hand. So what I did was; beated my dick and nutted all over her f******* stuffed toy, she deserved it.

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#22

2017-01-11

While having sex, my boyfriend always pulls out and comes on the bedsheets. A few weeks back it happened, I put my clothes on and quickly ran in the bathroom to get paper towels. I didn't realise my dad was on the toilet reading his newspaper. He tells me from behind the newspaper: “You could've swallowed! You really are your mom's daughter." DAD WTF!

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#21

2017-01-11

Me and my bf had planned a great night for our long-awaited reunion. The only thing is, a couple days before, I got a cold, and on top of that was on my period smfh. So my throat was sore and I wanted EAT everything. When I told him this, he calmly replied: “Did you know that when you cough, your arse hole dilates?”. That night I found out it was possible to have two periods! FML

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#20

2017-01-11

Me and my partner has been in a relationship for almost 2 years. Tonight he tells me he cheated on me... Well almost. He said: “I didn't come so it doesn't really count!”. Oh, I fucked his friend, he didn't come either.

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#19

2017-01-11

Tonight, I walked past my bedroom and saw my girlfriend getting changed, wearing a thong, topless. I instantly got horny... Until she said, with a smile on her face: “Honey, can you pass me a tampon please?”

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#18

2017-01-11

I was joking around with a guy I recently met who was excited about us having sex. I said to him, I have a friend to introduce him to called “Patience”. His reply was: “You directly want to start with a threesome?”... I'm tired of him.

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#17

2016-11-17

My usually uptight girlfriend tells me: “Let's try something new tonight!”. What a surprise! Looks like she is getting more open. She kissed me, went to start licking my balls, stuck her finger in my arse then screams and gets mad at me coz she had shit on her finger. Bitch nobody told you to do that smh..

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