I met a guy on eHarmony. After our second date, we went to his apartment to, basically, get drunk and have sex. He goes down on me and after a few minutes, I end up in excruciating pain. I look down and see blood everywhere. He bit off a piece of my fucking vagina.
My girlfriend lives in London now but is from Manchester. While having sex, we could hear two guys out on the street talking about their flat and rent (her room is about half a level above the street, so no one could see in the windows). At some point one of the guys in the convo said 'I've only been to London twice and that was both the best times of my life, I met a chick from Manchester that lives in that window right there." My girlfriend, while on top of me stopped and went bright red. That's how I found out she had been cheating on me.
While riding me cowgirl, an ex bounced up too high, I partially slid out, she came back down and my penis kinked in the middle, to the left. I felt the snap echo through my entire body.
Horrible screams. A shame, it was pretty fun up until that point.
It stayed like that for nearly a year when one day it miraculously straightened itself.
My gf and my best friends gf went out to a concert one night and messaged us saying that they wanted to hook up with each other. They have had a good amount of alcohol while he and I had been sitting on the couch dead sober. We go pick them up.
We get back to my gfs place and the girls go shower together, my buddy and I are sitting side by side in the bed naked not really knowing what to expect or do…we are long time friends so its not as awkward as it reads.
The girls start making out and then start moving down the neck and to each others boobs. Then they start getting handsy which is getting them really into it, my friend and I might as well have not been there. This doesn’t last long before they are eating each other out and 69’ing. Now if you have ever seen a girl eat another girl out in front of you, you know how much of a mind bending experience that can be, especially the first time. If you haven’t, I highly recommend it.
We then start having sex with our girlfriends, my friend nuts within about a minute and I can’t get there so i’m just getting some exercise as well as sweaty. My friends gf tells us she can squirt, so she gets on her back and puts on a fucking show, it was like we were at a strip club.
At this point we have done it all, except this. My gf turns to me and says, “I want to watch you fuck her” to which I step back and chuckle, because you know thats crazy right…I look at my buddy and he shrugs, so we pull the ol switcheroo. Now i’m fucking his gf beside him fucking my gf…and as you guessed it, he nuts right away again and im having trouble. Which means now, it’s just him and my gf watch me and his gf have sex.
Finally I get the job done, pull out and cum all over her ass…my gf leans over and licks it off. That was a good Wednesday night.
The worst thing happened to me. I met a girl on Tinder, met up with her, booked a hotel and started to have some amazing sex. I turned her over doggystyle and started pulling her hair and choking her until she f****** farted. I would have kept going but it blew right up in my face and it smelt soooo bad !! I waited for her to get in the shower and then I left.
In college, I met this girl in my writing composition class and we hit it off pretty well. We hung out casually and studied at the library together for a few weeks. She was incredibly difficult to read so I just assumed she wanted to be friends. So one evening, it’s like 11pm and we’re texting about our comp papers. I had finished mine and she just got started on it. She asks me to come over to her dorm and help her write it.
So I head over there and help her. We would make out a little bit and then she would stop me and insist we finish the paper. I spent about 3 hours writing her paper for her and in the end we hooked up. After that, she grew increasingly distant and we eventually quit talking altogether. She pretty much whored herself out to get out of writing a paper. The worst part is that she got a better grade on the assignment than I did.
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