In college, I met this girl in my writing composition class and we hit it off pretty well. We hung out casually and studied at the library together for a few weeks. She was incredibly difficult to read so I just assumed she wanted to be friends. So one evening, it’s like 11pm and we’re texting about our comp papers. I had finished mine and she just got started on it. She asks me to come over to her dorm and help her write it.
So I head over there and help her. We would make out a little bit and then she would stop me and insist we finish the paper. I spent about 3 hours writing her paper for her and in the end we hooked up. After that, she grew increasingly distant and we eventually quit talking altogether. She pretty much whored herself out to get out of writing a paper. The worst part is that she got a better grade on the assignment than I did.