While riding me cowgirl, an ex bounced up too high, I partially slid out, she came back down and my penis kinked in the middle, to the left. I felt the snap echo through my entire body.
Horrible screams. A shame, it was pretty fun up until that point.
It stayed like that for nearly a year when one day it miraculously straightened itself.
My worst sexual experience was when I met this hot chick, I took her out to dinner and clubbing. We took some E and we were both feeling amazing. We got back to my place and started kissing and eventually we were both naked having amazing sex! I decided to take this experience a step further and let her know I'm an expert in the sack so I put her legs on my shoulders and then started to suck her toes!! Bad idea.. Her feet smelt like she dipped them in expired milk and cheese with an added side of dog shit!! But like a true gentleman I didn't let that stop me..
The first time I attempted deepthroating, my boyfriend wanted me to shove his cock down my throat as he came. So like any good girlfriend I did just that when he gave the signal.
I still have no fucking clue what happened, but it turns out semen really burns when it's gushing out your nose.
It was the first time I had sex with this guy, and he was hitting it from behind on his big brass bed. At one point, I was getting tired, so I went to turn my head to make eye contact (I had read that that made guys crazy) and I realized that my head was stuck between the brass posts. I was like a kid in a banister, and kept imagining firemen having to save me. My date sure couldn't save me - he, in fact, laughed so hard that he peed on the floor.
The weirdest sex experience I've had was when I was f****** this MILF and she started crying while we were at it. I stopped and asked her if anything was wrong.. Her response was: "Shut the f*** Up and f**** me like I'm your mum." I was like "er....", I was so confused. My dick instantly went soft.
One night at Uni I met some guy after the club and brought him back to my room. We immediately started going at it, taking off each other's clothes. I don't know what happened but as he was on top of me, my legs around his waist, I felt shit running down my bottom. This guy shit himself during sex! It was so awkward after, I left and told him to clean up.
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