My girlfriend hates anything to do with sex that involves her ass hole, but I like ass hole play. So whenever I go down on her I always make sure I "accidently" lick her ass hole lol... last night I did the same thing to her..... The bitch farted in my mouth!
The worst thing happened to me. I met a girl on Tinder, met up with her, booked a hotel and started to have some amazing sex. I turned her over doggystyle and started pulling her hair and choking her until she f****** farted. I would have kept going but it blew right up in my face and it smelt soooo bad !! I waited for her to get in the shower and then I left.
While having sex, my boyfriend always pulls out and comes on the bedsheets. A few weeks back it happened, I put my clothes on and quickly ran in the bathroom to get paper towels. I didn't realise my dad was on the toilet reading his newspaper. He tells me from behind the newspaper: “You could've swallowed! You really are your mom's daughter." DAD WTF!
In college, I met this girl in my writing composition class and we hit it off pretty well. We hung out casually and studied at the library together for a few weeks. She was incredibly difficult to read so I just assumed she wanted to be friends. So one evening, it’s like 11pm and we’re texting about our comp papers. I had finished mine and she just got started on it. She asks me to come over to her dorm and help her write it.
So I head over there and help her. We would make out a little bit and then she would stop me and insist we finish the paper. I spent about 3 hours writing her paper for her and in the end we hooked up. After that, she grew increasingly distant and we eventually quit talking altogether. She pretty much whored herself out to get out of writing a paper. The worst part is that she got a better grade on the assignment than I did.
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