My girlfriend lives in London now but is from Manchester. While having sex, we could hear two guys out on the street talking about their flat and rent (her room is about half a level above the street, so no one could see in the windows). At some point one of the guys in the convo said 'I've only been to London twice and that was both the best times of my life, I met a chick from Manchester that lives in that window right there." My girlfriend, while on top of me stopped and went bright red. That's how I found out she had been cheating on me.
One night at Uni I met some guy after the club and brought him back to my room. We immediately started going at it, taking off each other's clothes. I don't know what happened but as he was on top of me, my legs around his waist, I felt shit running down my bottom. This guy shit himself during sex! It was so awkward after, I left and told him to clean up.
When I was in a long distance relationship I often Skyped my boyfriend. Yesterday, I was kind of horny and tried to turn him on on video, so that he could do the same. Unfortunately, he was “too tired to want it”. He was indeed so tired he failed to hang up the video-call, but had enough energy to have sex right in front of the computer with some girl that was waiting in the bathroom while we were Skyping.
I was having sex with my girlfriend, doggystyle, it was feeling so wet but it seemed like something was squeezing my dick so I pulled out. She had forgotten she had a tampon in and the string somehow was tied around my dick and her tampon was now hanging from it.
The worst thing happened to me. I met a girl on Tinder, met up with her, booked a hotel and started to have some amazing sex. I turned her over doggystyle and started pulling her hair and choking her until she f****** farted. I would have kept going but it blew right up in my face and it smelt soooo bad !! I waited for her to get in the shower and then I left.
Last year I went round my friends house, I got drunk and couldn't drive back home so I decided to spend the night.. I know this is bad but I had a crush on his sister.. anyways, I got drunk with him in his basement and he sent me up to the guest room. Being drunk I decided to pretend to act like I didn't know I was actually walking in his sisters bedroom, I got into her bed and started cuddling with her... I was soooo happy she let me, we started kissing and she ended up giving me the BEST head I have ever had. The next morning when I woke up, I thought FUCK what did I just do, she was still in bed besides me. I turned over to talk to her and no no no no no no no.... it was his fucking Grandma!!!
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